# The Mad Scotsman and the Burmese Strangler - Link: https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/ - Published: 2015-09-24T18:15:00-04:00 - Author: Brian Johns The “[Mad Scotsman](https://brianejohns.com/2020/03/09/blog-tribute-alan/)” and “ The Burmese Strangler” are fun nicknames that I’ve given to two great gentlemen, Alan and Noel. Alan is an 80-year-old Scotsman; Noel is 78 years old and was born in Burma. I first met Alan in 2009 through a Senior Citizens self-defence course that I was teaching at the local community center. Having practiced Karate in the 1970s, he decided he needed to get out of the house more often. He enthusiastically participated in the self-defence class. During this course, he asked if I taught martial arts. I told him that I taught a Filipino Martial Art called Modern Arnis and that it involved sticks. He mentioned that he might like to try it. I invited him to come to the class. He is a swift learner and comes to every class. Alan became an Arnis addict in no time! His enthusiasm was quite contagious among my students, and they loved working with him. He attended several seminars taught by Master Chuck Gauss. ![Alan (The Mad Scotsman) and Noel (The Burmese Strangler) working on a technique.]( https://i0.wp.com/bamboospiritmartialarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/IMG_0853. jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1) Alan and Noel After a while, circumstances changed and he had to leave the classes and switched over to weekly private lessons. Along the way, he told a former Karate classmate, Noel, about me and encouraged him to join our weekly private lessons. Noel visited for an introductory lesson in February of 2013, quickly became interested, and signed up. Since then, Noel and Alan have come over for their weekly semi-private lesson every Wednesday. While we have done Modern Arnis, we have primarily focused on a Karate kata called Naihanchi Shodan and some applications. The focus has been on self-defence applications. We practice this kata at the beginning and the end of each private lesson. ### Psssst….there’s a lot of overlap between this kata and Modern Arnis.  If you are not able to view the video, click [here](https://youtu.be/EEniiQqw0nM). Along the way, we have gotten to swap tales about our lives and these two gentlemen have had the most exciting lives! Alan was born in Scotland (hence the Mad Scotsman) and lived there until age 10 when his family moved to Rhodesia for employment reasons. He related how there were only two seasons in Rhodesia; the wet and dry seasons. He lived there until age 21 when he was advised that “things are not going to be good here in the future” and decided to move to London where he met his wife. They settled in Canada 50 years ago. Noel (The Burmese Strangler) was born in Burma to British and Burmese parents. He has related what life was like in Burma under the brutal Japanese occupation of Burma during World War II. After the war, he attended a British boarding school in India. From there, he moved to England where he lived for a while. Like Alan, he moved to Canada sometime in the 1960s. I’ve joked that they’re both children of the British Empire! It’s been fascinating to hear their life stories as we work out and go over the various applications of Naihanchi Shodan. However, the most impressive thing about Alan and Noel is their sheer joy to the private lessons. ### **It’s Christmas morning for these guys EVERY Wednesday!** It is not unusual for them to arrive 10 minutes early so they can get going! Remember when Don Ameche performed the famous breakdance scene in the 1985 film Cocoon? Believe it or not, [Ameche did 97% of the moves](http://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/08/obituaries/don-ameche-is-dead-at-85-oscar-winner-for-cocoon.html) for that scene. The Mad Scotsman and the Burmese Strangler have the same enthusiasm and energy! Lots of jokes and laughter as we work through the techniques. I often tell them “yup, you’re ready to take on the biker bars!” to howling laughter. Yet, at the same time, they are serious about learning and practicing the various techniques that I have taught them.  They are perpetual students infected with a thirst for lifelong learning. We often talk about various topics, often the hot news item of the week, their karate days in the 1970s, their past lives, life as senior citizens, and “what if” mugging scenarios. All in good fun! ## For them, it’s more than martial arts, it’s about friendship, camaraderie, and having fun. ## Additional Reading * [Tribute To Alan](https://brianejohns.com/2020/03/09/blog-tribute-alan/) * [Home](https://brianejohns.com/about/) * [Six Ways To Practice Your Cane Anyos](https://brianejohns.com/2015/03/17/blog-six-ways-to-practice-your-cane-anyos/) * [It’s Real and It’s Spectacular](https://brianejohns.com/2015/04/01/blog-its-real-and-its-spectacular/) * [Friday Recommendation #10](https://brianejohns.com/2021/05/28/blog-friday-recommendation-10/) ### Share this post: * [ X ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?share=twitter) * [ Facebook ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?share=facebook) * [ LinkedIn ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?share=linkedin) * [ Threads ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?share=threads) * [ WhatsApp ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?share=jetpack-whatsapp) * [ Email ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20The%20Mad%20Scotsman%20and%20the%20Burmese%20Strangler&body=https%3A%2F%2Fbrianejohns.com%2F2015%2F09%2F24%2Fblog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler%2F&share=email) * [ Print ](https://brianejohns.com/2015/09/24/blog-the-mad-scotsman-and-the-burmese-strangler/#print?share=print) ### Like this: Like Loading… ### _Related_